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I was in Penang staying at my friend cousin’s house 2 night before I head back to Klang to start my new semester.

On the second night of my stay at night, I was getting the urge to use the toilet as I ate so much stuff in Penang and it’s no surprise that I have to use the toilet at night : ) So I went on to do my usual business and when I looked into the toilet hole, my pooh was all soak in red. And later I realized it was blood, god damn it scared the crap out of me. So I quickly clean myself checked online for what’s causing this to happen. The answer’s I get from yahoo answer was it probably just a hemorrhage, a ulcer bleeding, or worst cancer or internal bleeding. All this didn’t help me clear up my head as all proceed to say GO SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY. I was freaking thinking to myself, how could I get internal bleeding as I was feeling great and I was doing exercise 3 times a week. And my stomach didn’t hurt as this was the symptoms if I really had internal bleeding. So I think deep and hard about what was really causing the bleeding, and not long I was back in the toilet and to my relieve I found that it was a cut that made the bleeding. I don’t really need to explain myself do I : )  And so I remember when I first relieve myself I was putting to much pressure into it and eventually that piece of “shit” made a cut you know where. Case closed, and I slept……..

Coffee Break We may gulp lattes all day long, regardless of what time it is here, but in many European countries cappuccinos and other coffee drinks made with milk are enjoyed during the morning hours only. Espresso is what’s consumed in the afternoons and evenings. So, don’t be surprised when you get a funny look from the waiter after ordering your double latte with extra cream after that pesto pasta lunch.

No Ketchup Please Many French chefs are appalled if guests add condiments like ketchup and mustard to their culinary masterpieces before taking the first bite. They think it masks the true taste of the food — so get used to your “pommes frites” without that dousing of ketchup.

Oops, All Gone Here in the States, it seems we’ve been taught to always clear our plates. In China on the other hand, if you gobble up every last morsel it could be insulting to the host as it means that he/she hasn’t provided enough food. Keep things on the up and up and leave a few bites left. We’re guessing it’s probably best not to ask for a doggie bag, either!

Heads Up In Thailand, no matter how adorable someone’s child is, resist the urge to give them a friendly pat on the noggin. It’s taboo to touch the head, which is a revered body part.

No Sharing No matter how mouthwatering your palak paneer is, offering someone a taste from your plate is a big no-no in India, since it’s considered unclean. Enjoy your dinner and rave about it all you want, but keep it to yourself.

A Few Pointers In India, if you want to call someone over, never use your finger to point or wag — it’s seen as condescending and insulting. Instead, hold your hand out, palm down, and scoop with your fingers. You’ll get much better results!

Better Than Butter While dining out in Spain, get used to the idea of bread without butter. Ask for it at a restaurant and you’ll most likely be told they don’t have any. The preferred practice is to dip bread in olive oil — and if you ask us, it’s much yummier anyway!

A – O – K Never give anyone in Brazil the “OK” hand signal (using your thumb and pointer finger to make an O)… it’s an obscene gesture that’s likely to get you labeled both ignorant and extremely offensive!

Meat ‘n’ Milk In Israel, unless you know otherwise, assume that a household keeps kosher. That means mixing meat and dairy is not allowed. So no milk in your coffee after a belly-busting beef dinner (and no cheese on that burger, either!).

Sticky Splinters We’re all familiar with the wooden chopsticks you get at Asian restaurants. They come stuck together, and you snap them apart which usually leaves a few stray splinters on the end. If this happens in Japan, holding the chopsticks between your palms and loudly clattering them together is a big insult to the waiter or sushi chef because it indicates that his utensils are cheap. Instead, rub one chopstick against the other gently.

Throw In The Towel In a Japanese restaurant, if you’re given a hot rolled towel, use it only to wipe your hands. It’s generally considered rude to wipe your face with (although at more informal restaurants, people may occasionally be seen doing it).

Service With A Smile Here in the US, many of us are used to serving ourselves and digging in family style at meals. But in China it’s common for the host to place food on the guest’s plates, so resist the urge to scoop up another helping of rice — practice sitting back and relaxing, and enjoy letting the host put you on a pedestal.

Sole Purpose Think twice before sitting too casually in Egypt, or even stretching out your gams. Showing the soles of your feet or shoes is considered to be terribly rude — yes, even if you’re sporting Jimmy Choos!

Lip Service No matter how parched your lips may be, when traveling in Zimbabwe, never lick your lips while looking at someone of the opposite sex. While it may seem innocent enough to you, they consider it an obscene gesture.

Baby Steps Have a friend in Russia who’s expecting a babe? Go ahead and browse all you want, but don’t give them anything until after the little one arrives. It’s considered bad luck to do so sooner.

I love these kind’s of article’s !!

Okay so you want to play a guitar, but you don’t really know how. And you don’t wanna pay to learn. Okay I’m here to help since I’m a self taught guitarist myself.

I can tell you one more thing, if you wanna be a pro or aka professional player here are the requirement’s :

Learn the chord’s well, memorize them well.

practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect,

that’s all the ingredient’s needed to become a professional player.

For me I’ll just be a casual guitar player = practice guitar once in a while guy : )

First you will need a guitar of course duh.. , but hold on a second. There are two types of guitar which is Classical guitar and Acoustic guitar. So which should you choose then, I’ll try my best to assist you in choosing your first guitar. If you some how had a guitar in hand right now, no matter it’s a classical or acoustic. Then don’t bother rushing for a new one, use it for now. The first month will determine if you are really a serious player or just a casual player like me. If you’re really into it, then only can you go buy a new guitar.

Okay Classical or Acoustic guitar?

Classcial Guitar = If you want to play Spanish songs such as the famous Malaguena. Look at this guy below, notice why his left lips are always lower, it’s because of the enjoyable feel of playing a classical guitar, Look at 1.38 and you will notice he is raising his right eyebrow that signals he is already in his little own world.

Acoustic Guitar = This is the guitar you’ll probably need if you just want to play your favourite songs and impress ladies : )

Play guitar long enough and you will have that feel of playing with your own style. Nobody can teach you that kind of skill of playing with your own feel and style. Every single guitarist has their own style of playing a guitar. It’s a natural thing for every guitar player. Look at guitarist when they play solo, that facial expression of enjoyment and fulfillment say’s it all.

Food for thought, self taught guitarist are better than guitarist who went for lesson’s which cost a few hundreds a month. Dun trust me? People in the list below proves it, come on who doesn’t know Jimmy Hendrix. And of course Carlos Satana, BB King etc, etc..

1 Stevie Ray Vaughan
2 Jimmi Hendrix
3 Esteban Echeverría
4 Jimmy Page
5 BB King
6 Carlos Santana

There are lot’s of differences between Classical and Acoustic guitar, but I’m just too lazy to explain everything in detail. But I have explain most of the basic detail’s you’ll need to know for now.

To learn playing a guitar, here’s the easy part.

First tune your guitar, how to tune a guitar? Just tune your guitar strings from top string E ( the tickest string ) to the lowest string with the help of the tuning audio below.

Second go to ultimate-guitar, and search for the artist song which you want to learn.

there are tabs and chords, tabs will show you the 6 strings and the numbering of your fingers

( 1 for Index finger, 2 for Middle finger, 3 for Ring finger, and 4 for Pinky finger )

Capo is a device which is use to hold down the strings and therefore raising the pitch. So when you see something like Capo 1, 3, 5 random numbers. Then you will need a Capo to lock down on the fret’s, if it’s capo 1 then use the Capo to lock down on fret 1, if capo 5 then use the capo to lock down on fret 5. I have included the image below to show you an example.

This is a Capo

This is the Fret

Chords will only show you the lyrics and the chords to play only. I will recommend beginners to learn through chords first, which is much more easy to learn than tabs which are more complex and complicated for beginners. (Recommended)

So you tuned your guitar, and have the song chord ready. What’s next? memorizing and learning the chords of  the song of course. Have your ultimate-guitar song page ready, and you’ll be looking something like this below:

Now learn the chords like how I explained before 1 = Index finger 2 = Middle finger 3 = Ring Finger 4 = Pinky Finger

Now feel the pain on your tip of your fingers, you will indeed shed skins on the tip of your fingers and again feel the pain hehe..

Now this is the end of my tutorial, the rest is in your hand’s, Jimmy Hendrix did it, I did it, others did it too. Now go kill some time!!

To people who has armpit smell’s and don’t use deodorant till today, shame on you, I MEAN IT.

Shame on you for bring a smelly little b#^$*rd. You think we like smelling the foul smell from you. Go wack on some deodorant for god sake! Same to those who don’t brush their tongue and has a ocean like rotten seafood smell coming out of their mouth and nose!!

I mean can’t these people just be more self aware and notice the discomfort they bring to other people. I know people tend to keep quiet because it’s quite embarrasing to be told you smell. Who doesn’t anyway?

If you’re new to Deodorant, then I would not recommend you using one which has Anti-Perspirant on the PRODUCE WITH aka INGREDIENTS list. What is Anti-Perspirant you may ask? Well here’s how it works, you use the deodorant with AP in it and it sticks to your armpit and dry’s off. It’s like applying peanut butter spread to your armpit. So any sweat won’t be able to appear or come out around your armpit.

No armpit sweat = no smells

But here’s the problem, sweat = toxic or whatever stuff which isin’t good for our body.

So where does our armpit sweat goes? Yes you got it! It’s stuck around our armpit. And Article’s say that in long term this will produce cancer. So why take the risk? I’m a heavy sweat person myself , and i’ve got tips for people like me who sweat’s like there’s no tommorow. After applying your deodorant, just spray perfume on both side’s of your shirt’s underarm.Second tips is wear white of cloths which has good ventilation aka AUTHENTIC football jersey which has small holes which easily ventilates sweat away. This always work for me.

And last tip. Keep yourself AIRCONDED at all times!!