have a good laugh

June 15, 2009 at 12:20 AM (A Joke A Day)

A model in UK went for a plastic surgery to enhance her breast size,

but now she wants to sue that surgeon for no practical reasons at all, to be honest she looks fine to me” you be the judge then : ) enjoy!

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ronaldo last comments

June 11, 2009 at 11:54 PM (Sports)

These are Ronaldo’s last comment’s before he leaves the old fart ( you know who ) & Manchester United for Real Madrid,

I gotta tell you these pictures are priceless, so to those ManU fan’s who supports ManU just for the sake of Ronaldo the so called no.7

Here you go, I think you guys better change ya jersey to Real Madrid ya, ehem I mean those Ronaldo worshipers supporters

ronaldo byebye

For a little Icing On the Cake ya”

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xbox 360 project natal embarrasing moment

June 10, 2009 at 5:57 PM (GAMING)

This is an early demo of Xbox 360 Project Natal which made me loled hard. Just watch the video and you’ll know why.

Well BAM, There it is!!!

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xbox 360 project natal

June 10, 2009 at 4:04 PM (GAMING)

Nintendo knew this would happen someday as Microsoft introduces “Project Natal” which is even better than the Nintendo Wii. Why? It’s control free for god sakes.

But Nintendo is already planning for something big,  so they would have nothing to worry about for now.

Project Natal is a controller-free gaming and entertainment experience, uses a sensor device ( picture below), which users interact with the Xbox 360 without the need to touch a game controller.

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Users will only need gestures and voice recognition to make this god damn thing work!! I mean Microsoft really nailed it this time, PS3 is also developing some kind of motion controller which is similar to the Nintendo Wii controller, but I don’t see how PS3 is going to beat this. For the meantime Project Natal shines”

Want more?? here you go, this is the real deal man. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, it’s simply amazing!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH_gDreIdcM

But I’ll be very worry about car racing games, how are you gonna control your speed and brake? And how is the sensor going to tell if you are changing to lower gear or high gear? Well we can only sit back and wait…

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perfect fluffy chocolate cake

June 7, 2009 at 6:13 PM (Recipes)

I know everybody can make and bake a Chocolate Cake easily, you might be saying to yourself now ( what’s so hard about making and baking a chocolate cake anyway?)

Yeah it’s easy when you can just buy a packet of ready mix chocolate cake and add oil, eggs, and water. And here you have a chocolate cake.

But what if I say forget about item’s in a lazy man’s world. And manually mix your own ingredients to make a FLUFFY chocolate cake. And you’ll be in Hell kitchen of making your own chocolate mix. But rejoice my friend’s, because Jesus I will share with you one of my most prized recipe which I found on the internet!! But I can’t find blog which gave me the recipe” So no link’s to that blog. Sorry”

Notice I keep using Uppercase for the word “FLUFFY”

My FLUFFY = When you dip a piece of chocolate cake into your Milo, coffee, the liquid of the drink will reach the inside of the chocolate cake and not only the outside. For easy understanding, the chocolate cake is like a sponge which soak’s liquid easily. The first image below is the FLUFFY texture I want, and the second image is the chocolate cake which I hate!! No FLUFFY texture at all!!

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Here’s the Ingredient’s and step’s in making this FLUFFY chocolate cake.

For cake layers

* 3 ounces fine-quality semisweet chocolate such as Callebaut
* 1 1/2 cups hot brewed coffee/hot water
* 3 cups sugar
* 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1 1/2 cups unsweetened cocoa powder (not Dutch process)
* 2 teaspoons baking soda
* 3/4 teaspoon baking powder
* 1 1/4 teaspoons salt
* 3 large eggs
* 3/4 cup vegetable oil
* 1 1/2 cups well-shaken buttermilk
* 3/4 teaspoon vanilla

For ganache frosting

* 1 pound fine-quality semisweet chocolate such as Callebaut
* 1 cup heavy cream
* 1/2 stick (1/4 cup) unsalted butter

Special equipment

* two 10- by 2-inch round cake pans

You start by sifting together the sugar,
flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder,
and salt and set aside

Then in another bowl,
take 3 oz. of a good semi-sweet chocolate and pour one and a half cups of hot fresh brewed coffee/hot water over it.
Let sit for a few minutes, stirring occasionally until mixture is smooth

Now, in your mixer, beat the eggs until they start to thicken and turn a lemony color.
It doesn’t take long in a Kitchen Aid stand mixer but may take a little longer with a hand mixer.
Slowly add the other wet ingredients: oil, buttermilk, vanilla,
and melted chocolate mixture to the mixer and beat until combined.
Then add flour/sugar mixture and beat on medium until just combined.
I put the whole bowl of flour/sugar in all at once.
Once it’s all combined, divide batter between pans.
Your pans should be greased and lined with wax paper.
The recipe calls for 10 inch cake pans

Bake for 1 hour to 1 hour and 10 minutes,
or until a toothpick inserted into the middle comes out clean.
Then cool the cakes completely in their pans on wire racks.
When cooled, turn out onto the racks and remove wax paper.

While the cakes are baking, make the ganache frosting.

Heat the cream and then pour over the chocolate.
Let sit for a couple minutes then whisk until smooth.
Add the butter slowly in pieces and whisk until completely smooth.
You may have to refrigerate the ganache to get it to a spreadable consistency.

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empire of the sun new mv

June 7, 2009 at 5:32 PM (Music My LIFE!)

If you haven heard of them, now’s the time to check out their electronic music. Be warned

( Their video sucks, but the songs they produce are awesome )

This is their most received single (  “Walking On A Dream”  )

Currently gaining reputation single’s are

(  “We Are The People”,  And  “Standing On The Shore”  )

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self taught guitar tutorial

June 7, 2009 at 5:15 PM (Knowledge and Skill's)

Okay so you want to play a guitar, but you don’t really know how. And you don’t wanna pay to learn. Okay I’m here to help since I’m a self taught guitarist myself.

I can tell you one more thing, if you wanna be a pro or aka professional player here are the requirement’s :

Learn the chord’s well, memorize them well.

practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect, practice make’s perfect,

that’s all the ingredient’s needed to become a professional player.

For me I’ll just be a casual guitar player = practice guitar once in a while guy : )

First you will need a guitar of course duh.. , but hold on a second. There are two types of guitar which is Classical guitar and Acoustic guitar. So which should you choose then, I’ll try my best to assist you in choosing your first guitar. If you some how had a guitar in hand right now, no matter it’s a classical or acoustic. Then don’t bother rushing for a new one, use it for now. The first month will determine if you are really a serious player or just a casual player like me. If you’re really into it, then only can you go buy a new guitar.

Okay Classical or Acoustic guitar?

Classcial Guitar = If you want to play Spanish songs such as the famous Malaguena. Look at this guy below, notice why his left lips are always lower, it’s because of the enjoyable feel of playing a classical guitar, Look at 1.38 and you will notice he is raising his right eyebrow that signals he is already in his little own world.

Acoustic Guitar = This is the guitar you’ll probably need if you just want to play your favourite songs and impress ladies : )

Play guitar long enough and you will have that feel of playing with your own style. Nobody can teach you that kind of skill of playing with your own feel and style. Every single guitarist has their own style of playing a guitar. It’s a natural thing for every guitar player. Look at guitarist when they play solo, that facial expression of enjoyment and fulfillment say’s it all.

Food for thought, self taught guitarist are better than guitarist who went for lesson’s which cost a few hundreds a month. Dun trust me? People in the list below proves it, come on who doesn’t know Jimmy Hendrix. And of course Carlos Satana, BB King etc, etc..

1 Stevie Ray Vaughan
2 Jimmi Hendrix
3 Esteban Echeverría
4 Jimmy Page
5 BB King
6 Carlos Santana

There are lot’s of differences between Classical and Acoustic guitar, but I’m just too lazy to explain everything in detail. But I have explain most of the basic detail’s you’ll need to know for now.

To learn playing a guitar, here’s the easy part.

First tune your guitar, how to tune a guitar? Just tune your guitar strings from top string E ( the tickest string ) to the lowest string with the help of the tuning audio below.

Second go to ultimate-guitar, and search for the artist song which you want to learn.

there are tabs and chords, tabs will show you the 6 strings and the numbering of your fingers

( 1 for Index finger, 2 for Middle finger, 3 for Ring finger, and 4 for Pinky finger )

Capo is a device which is use to hold down the strings and therefore raising the pitch. So when you see something like Capo 1, 3, 5 random numbers. Then you will need a Capo to lock down on the fret’s, if it’s capo 1 then use the Capo to lock down on fret 1, if capo 5 then use the capo to lock down on fret 5. I have included the image below to show you an example.

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This is a Capo

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This is the Fret

Chords will only show you the lyrics and the chords to play only. I will recommend beginners to learn through chords first, which is much more easy to learn than tabs which are more complex and complicated for beginners. (Recommended)

So you tuned your guitar, and have the song chord ready. What’s next? memorizing and learning the chords of  the song of course. Have your ultimate-guitar song page ready, and you’ll be looking something like this below:

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Now learn the chords like how I explained before 1 = Index finger 2 = Middle finger 3 = Ring Finger 4 = Pinky Finger

Now feel the pain on your tip of your fingers, you will indeed shed skins on the tip of your fingers and again feel the pain hehe..

Now this is the end of my tutorial, the rest is in your hand’s, Jimmy Hendrix did it, I did it, others did it too. Now go kill some time!!

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perfect mashed potato recipe

June 6, 2009 at 12:39 AM (Recipes)

I know, I know alot of u guys out there have been making and trying out everything to make your own mashed potato to taste like the one’s at KFC.

Maybe you’ve already seen this recipe on youtube ( I would not be suprise at all as the video is already posted ages ago )

This recipe doesn’t need a Master Chef or professional cook to make it.

If you can’t make this mashed potato, leave the kitchen now and forget about cooking…. I mean it, even an ostrich can cook this.

Ingredients:

Serves 4

3 large Russet potatoes
1/2 stick butter
1/2 cup milk
salt and pepper to taste

Tips for extra taste ( my personal taste ) = add a little bit of lemon juice into the mash and feel the wonder’s

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